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DDP EXCLUSIVE: Romney To Unveil Jobs Plan Before Second Debate
Anticipating a more lively performance from Barack Obama in the second presidential debate tonight at Hofstra University, Mitt Romney’s debate preparation team has been hard at work fortifying the...
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GIN FOR EVERYONE!!!
Tonight’s bev is a little something I call “Hey, can you add some fruit juice to this?” mmmm… It goes a little something like this… 2 ounces of gin 1 ounce of Orange Juice 1 ounce of Cranberry...
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Debateatron 2012: Debate Another Day
8:40PM: For crying out loud. God. I’ve never been so happy to see a hot black man leave my TV screen. Jesus. I’m done y’all. Done. DONE. Do you realize… this horrible GOP candidate is effectively TIED...
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The Morning Wood Learned A Lot Last Night
Well, the second Presidential Debate was last night. CANDY CROWLEY: Actually, Mr. Sam, the Vice Presidential Debate counts as a “Presidential Debate,” meaning this was actually the third Presidential...
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Boca Raton Wishes Its Morning Wood Wasn’t Chemically Enhanced
Nightmare fuel. Two virile whippersnappers will show up tonight to debate foreign policy in Boca Raton, Florida. They’re going to discuss sending American citizens to die in the place where American...
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Romney: “KILL ALL THE HUMANS”
(BOCA RATON, FL) – In just the most recent feat carried out by Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s new artificial brain, the former Massachusetts governor’s Skynet® neural processor decided...
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Ladies Love Foreign Policy…
Ahhhh yeah, y’all. Tonight’s the night. The LAST DEBATE has finally arrived. Soon we will go back to drinking just for the hell of it, instead of to enhance our observational skills. And dull the pain....
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Debateatron 2012: Are We There Yet?
[Editor's Note: Reproduced below is last night's live blog of the third and final 2012 presidential debate, brought to you by the exquisite Mademoiselle Bébé Gottbach, Ph.D. Here, brought to you by...
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The Morning Wood Uses a Bayonet and Rides a Horse
Sorry Debate-aphiles, but last night was the third and final debate in this Presidential Election season, and we have only two (2) more weeks until we go to the polls and have our votes not counted by...
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The Intellectual Dishonesty Of The Gee Oh Pee
The other day, I wrote that one of the things the GOPers need to keep in mind about the next four years is they can’t just appeal to Hispanics by nominating Marco Rubio. For that matter, they can’t...
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